Next we had Create A Fantasy Creature for my Theme Park Zoo. That one also yielded a few hilarious entries and alot of views. Not that it couldn't be improved with a few more entries... just saying...
Now we need some Beings to staff our park! But not your run-of-the-mill elves, dwarves or mermaids, no we need unique, creative and unusual Beings to amaze and amuse our guests. Mix them, match them, or start from scratch but create something truly wild and wonderful!
But that is not all....
Give your Being a job within the park. I mean we can't have unusual Beings running around unemployed now can we? It would be bad for the economy yanno.
So come join me in making this the best (and only) Epic Fantasy Theme Park ever! Simply can't do it without you. It is too big a job for one old bat...
As most of you know, our world is connected to many other strange and unusual parallel universes. And nobody knows this better than the employees of Epicon Laboratories; located in an undisclosed nexus of said worlds. If questioned - under torture of course - employees will claim that the secret laboratory is located in Area 51, then immediately self destruct. Due to complaints from the custodial staff, further attempts to confirm this have been suspended. But I digress...
When I gave the very mad* scientists the task to create a useful creature for my Epic Fantasy Theme Park they cackled gleefully and got right to work.
*Note* Mad = Insane though it can also equal angry, depending on the situation. We try to avoid making the scientists angry though. The number of accidental explosions seems to increase when that happens. Unknown by most, this is the true cause of earthquakes, volcanic activity and global warming...So, getting right to work, our mad scientists scoured the surrounding universes for something they could work with. On one of those alternate worlds they discovered the below creature on the left. Instantly realizing the possibilities, they carefully proceeded with replacing the creature's bubble brain with that of a Golden Retriever! After several months of intense training, which mostly consisted of teaching it how to walk... and use arms... and hands... they have now unveiled their greatest creation ever.
Meet Fetch, a wonderful being which has one talent and one talent only. It retrieves lost kids!
Yep. You read that right. Whenever a kid or two goes missing, Fetch is called in to correct the problem. One sniff* of a backpack (strange how the parents always seem to have those, just not the kid that was wearing them) and Fetch is off to go... well... fetch!
*Note* If you are wondering how it sniffs without a nose, well I could tell you but then the mad scientists would get angry and I already warned you about what would happen then...In no time flat, our hero returns with a puppy, I mean a kid or two, grasped firmly by the back of the neck, and deposits them in a heap at the feet of the lucky *cough* parent.
A simple pat on the top of that massive head is all the reward our faithful employee needs while the kids swear vehemently to never run off again. (And this time they really mean it too!)
*Disclaimer: no Golden Retrievers were harmed in the creation of this Being. The retriever, appropriately named Bubbles, seems to be content with a head full of... bubbles. It might be noted though that she looks a bit startled every time one of them pops...Maddalena's Creature: Blogger/Reviewer @ Space and Sorcery
We all know that theme parks are wonderful places where we can explore, enjoy, have fun and adventure. But... People also mean trash, and huge amounts of people mean HUGE amounts of trash, especially when some of those people are not always waiting to find a wastebasket for their food wrappers, drink cups and so on... So, after the latest strike from the cleanup detail that resulted in the Haunted Castle being almost buried in trash, the Shadow Management decided to adopt extreme measures... Enter the TRASH DEVIL: a creature born and bred to hunt down even the smallest piece of litter and devour it with relish. Yes, because the Trash Devil LOVES its trash - no matter the flavor.
♥♥♥ So now it is your turn. Make it wild, make it wonderful but make it! We really do need some new staff desperately. Please come help make this Park a rousing success. ♥♥♥